FLCC> Top ten list of things Contador will say at his News Conference

[Bob Nunnink]

Late news:  Yesterday afternoon it was announced that Alberto Contador
would read a statement in Spain on Friday, accompanied by Team
Discovery director Johan Bruyneel, but he will not answer questions
from the media. The statement topic was not revealed, but it seems
certain to deal with the doping charge.

Previously, Contador has denied doping and explained, "I was in the
wrong team at the wrong time and somehow my name got among the
[Operation Puerto] documents." He has said he would give a DNA sample
if necessary to prove his innocence.


Top ten list of things Alberto will say at news conference

10: Like Micheal Rasmussen I also was smuggling plums from Belgium to France
9:  Levi Leipheimer and I have been lovers since Basso left him
8. Just because I party with Lyndsey Lohan doesn't mean I have a
substance abuse problem
7.  Cycling has been berry berry good to me
6. I believe Floyd, and Tyler, and Ivan and Vino and Lance and Bjorn
and Eric Z and Jan ......
5. Dick Pound..... Who here thinks that sounds like a porn star name?
4.  You *******s!  You messed up my ride with the ****ing President of
the ****ing United States.  I was invited to ****ing Kennabunckport!
He was gonna make me a US citizen! Assassins!

Ok I'll leave the top three to you guys
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