FLCC> EMERGENCY AT SWAN DROME!!

[Stan Mcfall]

185lbs.........better watch it there Don....you will be up to my standards 
by summer.

stan






>This is an ALL POINTS BULLETIN!!!
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>Emegency conditions exist and all club members are requested to meet at 
>the end of Glenns driveway at 3pm today!
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>Please bring your snow shoes, skis, and any rather large or heavy friends 
>and loved ones. The Argo is broken (an Elk bikini bottom was found stuffed 
>into the exhaust pipe), and Dan Karigs snowmobile was burned by irate 
>skiers when he tried to put skate tracks at HH.
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>If all 200 members and an average of 2 additional conscripts show up I am 
>sure we can have the Swandrome back in shape. I figure that half of us own 
>snow shoes and I know that Glenn has over 300 pair of snow shoes in stock. 
>The majority of us can drag our gravity challenged friends around on the 
>grooming sled. It should only take 2 to 3 hours of trudging back and forth 
>to get the tracks in excellent condition for skating. If we start at 3pm 
>the tracks should be ready by 6pm.
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>Sandy is on the fence concerning whether I should be on snow shoes or on 
>the grooming sled. At 185lbs I certainly qualify as gravity challenged. I 
>offer my snow shoes to those who have been training and controlling their 
>caloric intake.
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>Charles H; Ill hold the kids on the groom sled for you and Linnie. This 
>afternoon will be a great test to see how Linnie likes her Valentine present.
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>See everyone at 3pm. Glenn says hell have 50 gallons of hot chocolate ready.
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>Cheers,
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>Don
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>P.S. I also heard that Gillian Sharp will be at Glenns to see how all the 
>guys are feeling after she led the HH Tuesday night foray. I heard through 
>the grape vine that it is a good thing that we have new snow because the 
>trails were pretty icy from all the dragging tongues attempting to keep up 
>with Gillian!
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