FLCC> Congrats to the Master of Whitney Point

Bob Nunnink bobnunnink at gmail.com
Mon Jun 9 09:51:38 EDT 2008


This weekend saw the epic battle between Glen "the Master" Swan and
the Amish mafia of the Corning Race Team: Danny and Johnny Hertzler .
As Captain of the Corning race team I offer my congratulations to
Glenn for beating Danny by a quarter wheel length on an uphill sprint
finsih and winning the race for Whitney Point.  The cookie boys
defended their domination of the fifty mile race while the Corning
race team took home victory in the 26 mile race.   Glenn was extremely
gracious in his victory, declaring the Corning boys as "strong"

A rematch between the "the master and the "young gun" will happen in
July at the Empire State Games. The Cookie Boys of the Central
qualifying team will square off against the Corning boys on the always
strong  Western team. All side bets will be considered.

Disturbing eye witness reports from after the race have also surfaced
that Glen's secret training food is not sponsor Chris's cookies but
actually animal crackers.Glen was seen munching the crackers and
passing them out during post race  celebrations.  This raises the age
old debate of whether animal crackers are actually cookies or crackers
to new level. Race officials are following this report closely.   It
has also been reported that the Don of the Amish mafia had the boys
ride their bikes home from Whitney Point to Addison as punishment and
to begin their training for the eventual rematch..

Congrats again to Glenn and the Cookie boys

Bobby Nunnink aka Captain Bobbo



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